One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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