So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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