Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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