She said her name was "party"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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