I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Found your dick twin last night
Naked Twister starts at high noon
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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