toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
