did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Houston, we have a squirter
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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