Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
