From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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