I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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