Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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