You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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