we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
