Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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