SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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