absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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