I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
All the doctor said was why
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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