His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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