All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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