Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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