First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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