it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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