So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she looked like the before picture.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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