similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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