she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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