my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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