Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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