also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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