look no pants
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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