I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
high people should be assigned attendants
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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