No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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