i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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