Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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