do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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