I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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