Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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