did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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