guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
True college students do jello shots in the library
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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