You work out of a Hotel?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
