if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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