Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
