He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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