I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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