she kept yelling 'call me bella'
high people should be assigned attendants
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
