i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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