i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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