its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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