you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I want to be your penis for a week.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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