girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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