i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
And then the night went full on bisexual.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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