Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
ugly people sure do ruin things
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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