I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
