That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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