my soul wont recognize me after tonight
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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