trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I stole a fireplace last night.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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