Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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