Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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