: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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